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Funny Sms
Arz kiya haii- Ap ke chehre par udaasi aur aankho mein nami haii ....
- - - - - - - - - - TATA NAMAK Iztemaal karo, Ap me iodine ki kami haii .... !




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Papa bete se : beta teacher na maa saman hoti ha.
Beta reply : papa ap toh haimeshai apna hi kaam banane ki sochte rehte ho.......




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A Boy Was Going With His G.F.
Friend Asked: Who Is She?
Boy: My Cousin....
The Friend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin....! :




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1 Larki Fouj Main Bhairti hui.
Friend Ne Pucha K Job Kesi Lagi?
Larki:Bas Yar Sara Din Yes Sir,Yes Sir
or
Sari raat Bs sir, Bs sir Kehte Guzrti Hy.



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Shadi nahi asaan bs itna samajh leejiay !
K fenail ki goli hai aur choos k khani hai !

Dedicated to all singles....



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Ek admi bakrian chara raha thi
Sardar: vey bakrian kithe le chailla en?
Admi :inhen school chorne ja raha hn
Sardar :menu pagal samjhia e?
aj te atwar ae.



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1 admi park mein apni B.V k sath betha tha k itny mein
1 or aurat uski B.V k pas a kar boli
"Paisy pehly le lena ye admi baad main bohat drama karta hai".



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Funny but true fact :
Relationship between lovers in today's age.
. You can touch each other but you cannot touch each other's mobile.:-)



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Rooster and cat going over a bridge
Cat slips and falls in river.
Rooster can't stop laughing.
What it's the moral of story?
wherever there's a wet pussy there's a happy cock.



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Man1: If u have any problem at your home give a missed call to me.
Women1: If i don't have balance in my mobile?
Man1: Please give a call from ur sister phone.. (I can have both....in my (mobile) memory.



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Son was crying
Father came and said: Why are you crying? Tell me I am your best friend na?
Son: kuch nahi yaar ice cream ziyada mang li thi to teri wali ne mara haiy.




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Insaan ka sab se ziyada dil kab jalta hay?
Jab ap original Nokia ka mobile le kar behte hon aor koi aa kar kahe..
China ka Hay?




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The difference between scientific theory and reality is like the difference between reading the menu and eating dinner.




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human fall in love,
that is normal.
cows eat grass,
that is ok.
but when a monkey
Press a mobile key bored
Amazing!!!
Are you still pressing?




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Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Haiy!
Post Master: andhay ye post office hay
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi may Samjh nai a Rhai Kidhair jaaon?




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Ap aik brilliant'beautiful'genius'smart' nice'gud looking'intelligent'respectful'kind ideal larkay ka sms par rahe ho.



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Khush to bahot hoge tum
Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya
Magar aab kya karoge.?
Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila.?
Hai hai hai hai




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wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.
JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye
(kitab pesh ki gaye)
judge ny saffa khola to uss mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay.
JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein.




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What's common between the sun and women's underwear?
a) Both are hot
b) Both look better while going down
c) Both disappear by night.




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son to father:bachai zyada intelligent hota hay ya bap?
Father:bap
son:achai' pakiztan kis ny bnaya?
father:Quaid-e-Azam ne
son:unk bap nay qion nahi bnaya




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When somebody who is deeply in Love with u tells that
You are Cute, beautiful, and angelic
I agree. That's true
Believe me
I swear because love is definitely blind.




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Bazi gar o bazi gar, apni ammi ko razi kar tu na dil mera tora me na elfi sa jora, meri elfi k paise wapiz kar bazi gar o bazi gar




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1 Angraiz PAKIsTAN aya URDU sekhnay. Kuch arsey baad woo wapas gaya to logo ne kaha k kya sekhai?
!
Angraiz ne kahai
BiJLI CHAILI GAYI
BiJLI A GAYI




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Can we do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
Reply me soon!
Yours lovingly
"MOSQUITO"




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Sometimes small things in life hurt a lot
If you don't agree with me, then try to sit on a pin.




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Ap nahi to zindagi main kya rah jayga
dur tak tanhaieyon ka silsila rah jayga
Har kadam par sath chalna mere dost varna
apka ye dost akela rah jayga




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Ak Arabi toilet main mobile per baat ker key baher aya.
to pathan ne usey boht mara.
Logo ne waja pooche
Pathain: Ye sala toilet main TILAWAT ker rhai thai.




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Today i was cooking chicken when i added green palak
Chicken started singing and dancing
" HUM PAY YE KIZ NAY HAIRA RANG DALA
MAR DALA HAIAY MAR DALA "




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Teacher: Qayamat ky din zameen phait jiay g, aasman tukry tukry ho jiay ga
Pathain: Sir to kia us din school say chuti ho gi



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Two Punjabi's Mummy Film Daykh Rahaiy They
Film Khaitam Huee To Donon Kahney Lgey
Lay Dus Aaa Kee Film Hoe
Film Khaitam Ho Gaee Par SULTAN RAHi Naee Ayaa..




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Dulhan Apney Dost Sey Shadi key din
Yaar Koee Aisee Baat Batao Jo
Mein Apnee Bewi Sy Jaatay Hee Kahon
Tou Wo Heyraan Ho Jay.
Dost:Tum Jaatay He Apnee Bewi Ko Talaak Dey Daynaa!




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Zindagi Mai ek Larkee Itni Pyaree Lagee
Us Ky Haith Kee Daal Bhi Haimen Nihairee Lagee
Jany Kia Jaduu Tha Usky Personality Mai K
Married Honay Kay Bawajood Haimein Kunwaree Lagee :)




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Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!



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I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer when the glass is empty i take the next one!



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What is confidence?
10 boys decided to propose a girl
9 boys came with Roses,
1 boy came with
"MOLVI"

This is confidence...!




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sussti kee intihaa,
Son:papa aik glasss paanee day do
Papa:khud lay lo
Son:plz day do naa papa
Papa:Ab mangaa tou thappar maron gaa
Son:Thappar marnay aao tou paani laytay aanaa:-)




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