Funny Questions

Funny Questions




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Funny Questions
Q: How do you make a Swiss roll ? A: Roll it down a hill.



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Q: Why did the boy throw a clock out of the window? A: Because he thought time could fly.



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Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?



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A man can sleep around
No questions asked?
But if a woman makes
19 or to0 mistakes
She's tramp.




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If someone with multiple personalities
Threatens to kill him
Is it considered a hostage situation?




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(Q) Why do gorillas have big nostrils? (A) Because they have big fingers



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Dimag hay To Jawab do:-
Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???
Answer=Tumare Daddy(Papa)




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Q. WAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHERE HER Husband IS EVERY NIGHT?
A. WIDOW




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Ek Aadmi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha
Poocho Kyoon.?
Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.




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Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...




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Insaan sub se ziada Mafi kiz kay samne mangta ha ??
Guess
Bihkari k samney
" Maaf karo Baba"




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Question: What has for wheels and flies?
Ans: garbage truck!




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Q. Kalidas ka 1 bhai agar joote banata to us ka naam kya hota?
?
?
?
?
adidas.




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Why does not baking soda freeze?




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Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?




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If it's true That we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?



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Teacher: "Gorge Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do u know y his father didn't punish him ?
1 Student: �Because Gorge still had the axe in is hand.




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Q: If man evolved from monkeys and apes, Why do we still have monkeys and apes?



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Professor : if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love




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Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: "What Men Know About Women."




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Q: What is the difference b/w secretary and private secretary?
Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
and
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR




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MIZS: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
Pappu : Teacher, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.




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If marriages were made in heaven then what was made in HELL!!!!!

Days after marriage



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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: Father in law



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There is always "DRIVE SLOW" board near schools.
But not near girl's college. Y?



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Teacher: "Sam, You talk allot !"
Sam : "Its our family tradition".
Teacher: What do You mean?
Sam : Teacher, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
Teacher: "What about ur mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".




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Hello, this is Death! Please answer when You are ready



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Q: Woh kya hy jo Dil main han, Mann main hy par Dhadkan main ni?
.
Socho socho
?
Ans. Aary Aamir Khan !!!!!!!




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Q. RAM SEETA HY ... TO RAM KAUN HY ??
?
Ans - TAILOR ( darzi )




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