Funniest Text Messages

Funniest Text Messages



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Funniest Text Messages
What is similarity between Bill Gates & me?
Don't know??
He never comes to my house
& I never go to his house

EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW ....




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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above...
So always Brush ur Teeth




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Who said English is easy???
Fill in da blank with YES or No ....
1.��I dont have brain ....
2.��I dont have sence ....
3.��I am stupid .... .




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He came to me last night
explored my whole body
licked it
sucked it
swallowed it
when satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
Its MOSQUItOOOOO.
You Dirty Mind.




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Q: What is the similirity
between SEX & SHOPPING?

A: MAN can not hold both
for more than 5 minutes.




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Biwi ne bade pyar se pati ke.
Gale me bahein dali aur poocha.
Kaise Lag rahin hu ji?.

Pati : Jaise Bhagwan Shankar ke gale me naagin lipti ho.




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to live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception.
looks, IQ, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities.
Hats off to you because you manage to live without them.




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SILENCE
Is the best Answer
for all questions

SMILE
Is the best Reaction
in all situations

Unfortunately

BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW




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1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola
Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Mam- SO SWEET

BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-Dekha
Maine Kaha Tha Na
Line Marti Hai..




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Newton's law of load shedding:

"the rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere
provided that the role of
WAPDA remains constant".




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What's common between the sun & women's underwear?
a) Both are hot
b) Both look better while going down
c) Both disappear by night.




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Dunya K 5 Mushkil taren Kam
1-Hathi Ko dhakka lagana
2-Machar Ki malish karna
3-Chiunti ko kiss karna
4-Zarafey Ki gardun dabana
5-Ap Sa SmS ki tawaqa rakhna.




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Biwi(gusse me):tumarey dimag me to sirf gobar bhara ha
.
Pati(pyar se): to phir itni der se kun kha rahi ho.




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Do you ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot,
& anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?'




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Son asks difference between Confidence & Confidential
Dad tells, you are my son I'm Confident.
your frnd is too my son, that's Confidential





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God saw your parents hungry, he created meal
God saw they are thirsty, he created coke

He saw them walking, he created car
He saw them without problems, he created you.



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Someday you may lose your hair.
you may lose your teeth- your money & even lose your mind.

But one thing you will never loose is your good looks.
because you cant lose what you don't have!




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At the time of RUKHSTI.
Dulhay kay Cell par phone aya
Ringtone was:
Dil Me Chupa Kay Arman Lay Chale
Hum Aaj Apni Maut Ka Samaan Lay chale




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