Loving Message - Loving Texts
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Loving Message
If 10 people care for you, one of them is me,
if one person cares for you that would be me again,
if no one cares for you that means i am not in this world.




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I am going to write on all the bricks I MISS YOU
and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that you know how it hurts when you miss someone special like you.




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Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remember me.



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You know you are in love when you can not fall asleep.
Because reality is finally better then your dreams.




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I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.




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As we grow older together.
As we continue to change with age.
There is one thing that will never change. . .
I will always keep falling in love with you.




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If you love something, let it go.
If it comes back to you, its yours forever.
If it dosent, then it was never meant to be.




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The smallest word is I.
The sweetest word is LOVE.
and the dearest person in the world is YOU.
Thats why I Love YOU.




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If there ever comes a day
When we can't be together,
keep me in ur heart,
I'll stay there forever.




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Drop a tear
It releases the fear
Feel her near
and tell it to her ear
I'll love You to the end of years




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I need no jewels they can be sold
your heart glitters better then GOLD
br> Pure is your soul as a baby at birth
and I need no heaven when you are on earth..




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Love Messages - Messages For Love
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Love Messages
No matter where I go, the warmest place will always be,
In your arms, sweetheart there�s a cozy hug to say,
Love you today, tomorrow and ever after!




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When you love someone, it's something. When someone loves you, it's another thing. When you love the person who loves you back, it's everything.



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Love is an attempt to transform a small part of a dreamland into reality!
Just as people never forget to breath, that's the same way I never forget loving u. I will always love�.



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If love can be avoided by simply closing our eyes, then I wouldn't blink at all for I don't want to let a second pass having fallen out of love with you.



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When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
because only God could have created some one
as wonderful and beautiful as you




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I can see you in my hand.
When ever I join them for prayer,
ur face is one of those
who live in my hear.
Because our relation is from heart to heart not sms to sms




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I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in ur eyes!



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Don't find love
let love find you
that's why it's called falling in love
because you don't force urself to fall
You just fall




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your heart is my home
Warm, cozy and nice
It's the only place
I love to be in..
Morning, noon and nite
I LOVE YOU




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Love is a scary thing give from God
so every person might treasure it
give importance in everything we have.




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Feel the rhythm in my body and sing is all I wanna do
I feel the they will bring me sunshine for it's another they with you




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Ur soul is like the vastest sea and mine a therting fish
I lose myself within ur love
I live within ur heart.




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i searched for my heart but did not found any where'.
then i remember that i left my heart in ur hand and now i am soul in heaven...




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I want to declare for now and for ever
more that I am deeply and passionately in love with you.
You are the light in my life and the only star in my personal heaven.
Let's be together forever.




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Yesterthey I loved you less than today,
and tomorrow I will love you more.
and that's the way it's going to be for as long as we are together.
All my love




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Love is not about finding the right person,
but creating a right relationship.
It's not about how much love you have in
the beginning but how much love you build till the end.




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Whenever I they dream
and they dream I do
in my secret garden
I they dream of you.




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your touch is with me always
It's burnt into my skin
As soft and warm as sun rays
When a summer they sets in.




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i love you today
i will love you tomorrow

just some words
to clear the sorrow.




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If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of ur breath on my neck,
the warmth of ur lips on my cheek.




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A gentle word like a spark of light, Illuminates my soul
and as each sound goes deeper,It's You that makes me whole




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Love is strong yet delicate.
It can be broken.
to truly love is to understand this.
to be in love is to respect this.




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My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never



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LoVe is like sunshine. It brings a golden glow to its bholder's face and a warm feeling all over their body.
It awakens souls and open eyes. and when its over, it leaves billions of small memories called stars. to remind the world, that it still exists.




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Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when to people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it become a miracle




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Short I love U txt messsages, funny frnd ship and love text messsages



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Love Sms - Love Sayings
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Love Sms
I am feeling so happy, do you know why?
because i am so lucky, do you know how?
because God loves me.Do you know how?
because he gave me a gift. Do you know what?
its You my love.




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I am going to write on all the bricks I MISS YOU
and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that you
knows how it hurts when you miss someone special like you.




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Don't search for a very good or unique message to send me.
I'll be happy with even an empty message of yours ....
Because more than the message, seeing your name makes me happy




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Don't wait until it's to late to tell.
someone how much you love, how much you care.
Because when they'are gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.




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to small kids � boy and girl were crying ....
Someone asked why are you both crying???.

Girl said my doll is broken..
Boy said- bcoz my doll is crying ....




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When I look at you, I cannot deny there is a God.
Because only God could have created someone as wonderful and beautiful as you.




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You walked lightly into my life
Captivating and lovely to my mind,
At first, I never cared who you were
Now I don't know who I am without you.




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Boy proposed a girl, she rejected.
He was not sad so frnds asked why you don't feel?
Boy- Why should i feel?
I lost one who never loved me !
she lost the one who really love her ....




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When love is ur greatest weakness,
You will be the strongest person in the world




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When time comes for you to give ur
heart to someone make sure u select
someone who will never break ur heart
because broken hearts has no spare parts




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Life ends when you stop dreaming,
hope ends when you stop believing
and love ends when you stop caring
So dream hope and love
Makes Life Beautiful




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You are my air
The sun in my day
The moon in my night
The spring in my step
You are my everything.




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Love, like a river, which cut a new path
whenever it meets an obstacle.




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I could search my whole life through and through an never find another you.



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I can't begin to describe how make me feel.It's cliche, I know.
I am who I am when I'm around you, even if i'm being totally ridiculous,
You still accept me for who I am, and well,
I love you, and I'll never let you fail biology..




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I feel something in my heart,
it's like a little flame, every time I see you,
this flame lights up, this flame is special for you,
because I LOVE YOU!




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Dont love a friend like a flower,
because a flower dies in season.

Love them like a river,
Because a river flows forever..




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Text messages to say i love u and love expressions, romantic and cuteee love msges, love poem's and forwarded messages



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Friendship Sms - Friendship Day Messages
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Friendship Sms
Its amazig when strangers become friends but its sad when frieds become strangers. I never want to loose you. I hope that when you will hear my name you will smile and will say,

DOST THA MERA�..



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YoU lift my hopes,when I m down,
YoU can make me smile when I frown
my problems,my worries,U solve them all,
YoU are always there 2 answer my call
when every1 turns agaist me,U R there,
U shatter away my problems & fears




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when I am down & blue,
my problems,difficulties all fade away,
& there"s no such deariness in the day
when I M all alone U still R there,
so just I want 2 say,
I LOVE U
my dearest FRIEND......




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When does a friend become a best friend?

When his dialouge, "I care for you" converts into ""I will kill you if you don't care for me"".



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Friend is one, who (F)inds you in a (R)ush of people, (I)nspires you to do something in life, catch your (E)motions and (N)ever leaves you till (D)eath.



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Met u, became frnds,
shrd secrets, freaked out,
had fun, fought with u,
Laughed with u, Smiled with u,
Cried with u, Hurt u, Teased u,
And here i am, still thinking of u..
Long journey, huh!!?
And we shall never let it end, right?




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Friends are like fishes.
you have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught you.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY U..;)




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Promize me we are true frnds
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan are Monkey




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Age appears to be best in some things.
Old wood best to burn.
Old books best to read.
Old rice best to eat
and old friends best to keep




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Thank u, frnd, for all da things
That mean so much 2 me

For concern and understanding
u give abundantly




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you are my friend and that is true,
but the gift was given from me to you.

we went through moments that were good and bad,
even moments that were happy and sad.

you supported me when i was in tears,
we stuck together when we were in fear.




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A friend that really cares!
All my secrets i can share!

there when i need a hand!
there to understand!




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you are friendly, kind and caring
Sensitive, loyal and understanding

Humorous, fun, secure and true
Always there... yes that's u.




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you are my friend because are always there,
If there's sadness around or in the air,

yo at night, in the morning or anytime of day,
you are to cheer me up and chase the sadness away.




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I miss you when you are out of sight
Our frndship bond was meant to be.

I think of you with great delight
you are almost part of my life.




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God made the world with a heart full of love,
then he looked down from Heaven above,
And saw that we all need a helping hand,
Someone to share with, who'll understand.




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A daily thought,
A silent tear,
A Constant wish that you are near,
Words are few but thoughts are deep,
Memories of our friendship i will always keep..




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Exams Sms
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Exams Sms
Attitude towardz exam: tommorow is my exam but
i dont care because a single sheet of paper can't decide my future




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Tips to be Successful in exams,
1-khud aitmadi k sath paper attempt karein
2-koshish kar k baat apny ilfaz mein byan karein
3-ghup marein aisi jo haqeeqat ko touch kar k jaati ho.
In the whole tumharey bus ki baat nahin, so keep on enjoying cheating




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Hey Friends
I'm Switching Off My Cell Due to exams As I Have to Work Hard.
Plz Contact Me After
.
.
15 Mins Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jyga..:




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If in examination hall
during the exam
ypu feel that the paper is tough
dont worry.
Just close your eyes
take a deep breath
and say to yourself
This is a very interesting subject.
I want 2 study it one more time.


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Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi
jee nahi lagta hai kahin
Aay Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??
Nahi beta sabhi examz walon ka yehi haal hai".


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Birth, Death comes once in life..
Love comes once in life..
Marriage comes once in life..

But

Why does these bloody exams comes again & again .... .... .


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Rain of summer, snow of winter
grace of autumn, glory of spring
May beauty of every season give ur heart
A beautiful reason to smile.
May God suceed you in every examz of ur life. Good luck


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Harbhajan startz raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, itz not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.


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Flower dies
Stories end
Songs fade
Memories are forgotten
All things come to end
But this study

Chipak kr he reh gae hai musibat


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to accomplish great things
We must not only act
But also dream
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for ur exam.


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A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
'Head, I go to sleep.'

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I'll study:p


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My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless. So I asked GOD,
is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".


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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born
and stops only when we enter the examination hall.


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The Law Says
If you Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!
Do you Know Which Law It Is?
This Is "Law Of Answering In Examination".


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Maths teacher asked Ali:If u have 12chocolates & u give 5 to SARAH,3 to Aysha & 4 to Farah what will you get?
Ali replied:3 NEW GIRL FRIENDZ


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600 Pages ki book ko kitne din main padha ja skta hai..

WRITER-6 months
DOCTOR-2months
LAWYER-1month
STUDENT- pehle ye batao exam kab ha.


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The probability of a topic
cmng in exam increases exponentially,
if 1 decides 2 leave da topic completely..


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To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams".
because it teaches how to manage "Time" & tackle "Emergencies".


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A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!


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It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
SAY NO to EXAMS


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Burraaah

Sara syllabus parh liya ha
Bas books or notes parhanay reh gaye hain


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har taraf parhai ka saya hy
peparon may number kisnay paya hy
hum to yun he aye thay paper denay
sab kehtay hy sala pura parh kar aya hy


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Exams ke char din pehlay syllabus dekha to yad aya
Kuch To Hua Hay Kuch Ho Gya Hay
Exams k din paper dekh kar samajh aya
Sab Kuch Alag Hay Sab Kuch Naya Hay


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Exams are like Girl friendz
too many questions
Difficult to understand
More explanation is needed
Result is always fail!


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There are 6 components of wellness:
proper weight & diet, proper exercise
breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol
stress management & periodic exams.


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Ya hu!
Exams ke saari tiyari ho gai
raser
Pen
scale
pencil
sab taiyar hai

AB BUS.......

parhna baki hai


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Parh parh ker kyaa kernaa hei
Aakhir ek din tou merna hei
marnay key baad bee ager dubaara janam howa tou
shuroo to nursery sey hi karna hai


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Congradulationz!
Gud newz 4 Lahore University students
Exams have been postponed up to Dec
to confirm go to site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.org


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Baap: Etnay kum marks..??
3 thappar lagnay chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han abu!
maine to usss kaminy sir
ka ghar bhi daykh liyaa hai!!



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Funny Sms
Arz kiya haii- Ap ke chehre par udaasi aur aankho mein nami haii ....
- - - - - - - - - - TATA NAMAK Iztemaal karo, Ap me iodine ki kami haii .... !




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Papa bete se : beta teacher na maa saman hoti ha.
Beta reply : papa ap toh haimeshai apna hi kaam banane ki sochte rehte ho.......




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A Boy Was Going With His G.F.
Friend Asked: Who Is She?
Boy: My Cousin....
The Friend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin....! :




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1 Larki Fouj Main Bhairti hui.
Friend Ne Pucha K Job Kesi Lagi?
Larki:Bas Yar Sara Din Yes Sir,Yes Sir
or
Sari raat Bs sir, Bs sir Kehte Guzrti Hy.



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Shadi nahi asaan bs itna samajh leejiay !
K fenail ki goli hai aur choos k khani hai !

Dedicated to all singles....



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Ek admi bakrian chara raha thi
Sardar: vey bakrian kithe le chailla en?
Admi :inhen school chorne ja raha hn
Sardar :menu pagal samjhia e?
aj te atwar ae.



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1 admi park mein apni B.V k sath betha tha k itny mein
1 or aurat uski B.V k pas a kar boli
"Paisy pehly le lena ye admi baad main bohat drama karta hai".



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Funny but true fact :
Relationship between lovers in today's age.
. You can touch each other but you cannot touch each other's mobile.:-)



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Rooster and cat going over a bridge
Cat slips and falls in river.
Rooster can't stop laughing.
What it's the moral of story?
wherever there's a wet pussy there's a happy cock.



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Man1: If u have any problem at your home give a missed call to me.
Women1: If i don't have balance in my mobile?
Man1: Please give a call from ur sister phone.. (I can have both....in my (mobile) memory.



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Son was crying
Father came and said: Why are you crying? Tell me I am your best friend na?
Son: kuch nahi yaar ice cream ziyada mang li thi to teri wali ne mara haiy.




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Insaan ka sab se ziyada dil kab jalta hay?
Jab ap original Nokia ka mobile le kar behte hon aor koi aa kar kahe..
China ka Hay?




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The difference between scientific theory and reality is like the difference between reading the menu and eating dinner.




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human fall in love,
that is normal.
cows eat grass,
that is ok.
but when a monkey
Press a mobile key bored
Amazing!!!
Are you still pressing?




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Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Haiy!
Post Master: andhay ye post office hay
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi may Samjh nai a Rhai Kidhair jaaon?




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Ap aik brilliant'beautiful'genius'smart' nice'gud looking'intelligent'respectful'kind ideal larkay ka sms par rahe ho.



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Khush to bahot hoge tum
Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya
Magar aab kya karoge.?
Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila.?
Hai hai hai hai




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wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.
JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye
(kitab pesh ki gaye)
judge ny saffa khola to uss mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay.
JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein.




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What's common between the sun and women's underwear?
a) Both are hot
b) Both look better while going down
c) Both disappear by night.




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son to father:bachai zyada intelligent hota hay ya bap?
Father:bap
son:achai' pakiztan kis ny bnaya?
father:Quaid-e-Azam ne
son:unk bap nay qion nahi bnaya




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When somebody who is deeply in Love with u tells that
You are Cute, beautiful, and angelic
I agree. That's true
Believe me
I swear because love is definitely blind.




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Bazi gar o bazi gar, apni ammi ko razi kar tu na dil mera tora me na elfi sa jora, meri elfi k paise wapiz kar bazi gar o bazi gar




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1 Angraiz PAKIsTAN aya URDU sekhnay. Kuch arsey baad woo wapas gaya to logo ne kaha k kya sekhai?
!
Angraiz ne kahai
BiJLI CHAILI GAYI
BiJLI A GAYI




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Can we do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
Reply me soon!
Yours lovingly
"MOSQUITO"




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Sometimes small things in life hurt a lot
If you don't agree with me, then try to sit on a pin.




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Ap nahi to zindagi main kya rah jayga
dur tak tanhaieyon ka silsila rah jayga
Har kadam par sath chalna mere dost varna
apka ye dost akela rah jayga




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Ak Arabi toilet main mobile per baat ker key baher aya.
to pathan ne usey boht mara.
Logo ne waja pooche
Pathain: Ye sala toilet main TILAWAT ker rhai thai.




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Today i was cooking chicken when i added green palak
Chicken started singing and dancing
" HUM PAY YE KIZ NAY HAIRA RANG DALA
MAR DALA HAIAY MAR DALA "




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Teacher: Qayamat ky din zameen phait jiay g, aasman tukry tukry ho jiay ga
Pathain: Sir to kia us din school say chuti ho gi



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Two Punjabi's Mummy Film Daykh Rahaiy They
Film Khaitam Huee To Donon Kahney Lgey
Lay Dus Aaa Kee Film Hoe
Film Khaitam Ho Gaee Par SULTAN RAHi Naee Ayaa..




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Dulhan Apney Dost Sey Shadi key din
Yaar Koee Aisee Baat Batao Jo
Mein Apnee Bewi Sy Jaatay Hee Kahon
Tou Wo Heyraan Ho Jay.
Dost:Tum Jaatay He Apnee Bewi Ko Talaak Dey Daynaa!




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Zindagi Mai ek Larkee Itni Pyaree Lagee
Us Ky Haith Kee Daal Bhi Haimen Nihairee Lagee
Jany Kia Jaduu Tha Usky Personality Mai K
Married Honay Kay Bawajood Haimein Kunwaree Lagee :)




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Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!



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I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer when the glass is empty i take the next one!



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What is confidence?
10 boys decided to propose a girl
9 boys came with Roses,
1 boy came with
"MOLVI"

This is confidence...!




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sussti kee intihaa,
Son:papa aik glasss paanee day do
Papa:khud lay lo
Son:plz day do naa papa
Papa:Ab mangaa tou thappar maron gaa
Son:Thappar marnay aao tou paani laytay aanaa:-)




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Funny Questions
Q: How do you make a Swiss roll ? A: Roll it down a hill.



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Q: Why did the boy throw a clock out of the window? A: Because he thought time could fly.



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Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?



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A man can sleep around
No questions asked?
But if a woman makes
19 or to0 mistakes
She's tramp.




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If someone with multiple personalities
Threatens to kill him
Is it considered a hostage situation?




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(Q) Why do gorillas have big nostrils? (A) Because they have big fingers



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Dimag hay To Jawab do:-
Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???
Answer=Tumare Daddy(Papa)




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Q. WAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHERE HER Husband IS EVERY NIGHT?
A. WIDOW




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Ek Aadmi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha
Poocho Kyoon.?
Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.




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Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...




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Insaan sub se ziada Mafi kiz kay samne mangta ha ??
Guess
Bihkari k samney
" Maaf karo Baba"




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Question: What has for wheels and flies?
Ans: garbage truck!




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Q. Kalidas ka 1 bhai agar joote banata to us ka naam kya hota?
?
?
?
?
adidas.




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Why does not baking soda freeze?




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Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?




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If it's true That we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?



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Teacher: "Gorge Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do u know y his father didn't punish him ?
1 Student: �Because Gorge still had the axe in is hand.




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Q: If man evolved from monkeys and apes, Why do we still have monkeys and apes?



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Professor : if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love




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Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: "What Men Know About Women."




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Q: What is the difference b/w secretary and private secretary?
Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
and
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR




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MIZS: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
Pappu : Teacher, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.




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If marriages were made in heaven then what was made in HELL!!!!!

Days after marriage



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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: Father in law



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There is always "DRIVE SLOW" board near schools.
But not near girl's college. Y?



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Teacher: "Sam, You talk allot !"
Sam : "Its our family tradition".
Teacher: What do You mean?
Sam : Teacher, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
Teacher: "What about ur mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".




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Hello, this is Death! Please answer when You are ready



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Q: Woh kya hy jo Dil main han, Mann main hy par Dhadkan main ni?
.
Socho socho
?
Ans. Aary Aamir Khan !!!!!!!




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Q. RAM SEETA HY ... TO RAM KAUN HY ??
?
Ans - TAILOR ( darzi )




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What is similarity between Bill Gates & me?
Don't know??
He never comes to my house
& I never go to his house

EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW ....




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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above...
So always Brush ur Teeth




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Who said English is easy???
Fill in da blank with YES or No ....
1.��I dont have brain ....
2.��I dont have sence ....
3.��I am stupid .... .




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He came to me last night
explored my whole body
licked it
sucked it
swallowed it
when satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
Its MOSQUItOOOOO.
You Dirty Mind.




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Q: What is the similirity
between SEX & SHOPPING?

A: MAN can not hold both
for more than 5 minutes.




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Biwi ne bade pyar se pati ke.
Gale me bahein dali aur poocha.
Kaise Lag rahin hu ji?.

Pati : Jaise Bhagwan Shankar ke gale me naagin lipti ho.




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to live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception.
looks, IQ, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities.
Hats off to you because you manage to live without them.




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SILENCE
Is the best Answer
for all questions

SMILE
Is the best Reaction
in all situations

Unfortunately

BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW




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1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola
Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Mam- SO SWEET

BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-Dekha
Maine Kaha Tha Na
Line Marti Hai..




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Newton's law of load shedding:

"the rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere
provided that the role of
WAPDA remains constant".




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What's common between the sun & women's underwear?
a) Both are hot
b) Both look better while going down
c) Both disappear by night.




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Dunya K 5 Mushkil taren Kam
1-Hathi Ko dhakka lagana
2-Machar Ki malish karna
3-Chiunti ko kiss karna
4-Zarafey Ki gardun dabana
5-Ap Sa SmS ki tawaqa rakhna.




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Biwi(gusse me):tumarey dimag me to sirf gobar bhara ha
.
Pati(pyar se): to phir itni der se kun kha rahi ho.




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Do you ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot,
& anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?'




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Son asks difference between Confidence & Confidential
Dad tells, you are my son I'm Confident.
your frnd is too my son, that's Confidential





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God saw your parents hungry, he created meal
God saw they are thirsty, he created coke

He saw them walking, he created car
He saw them without problems, he created you.



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Someday you may lose your hair.
you may lose your teeth- your money & even lose your mind.

But one thing you will never loose is your good looks.
because you cant lose what you don't have!




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At the time of RUKHSTI.
Dulhay kay Cell par phone aya
Ringtone was:
Dil Me Chupa Kay Arman Lay Chale
Hum Aaj Apni Maut Ka Samaan Lay chale




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The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in.



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For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.



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I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.



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One of the hardest things in life is watching the person you love, love someone else.



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If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were.



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Don't find love, let love find you. That's why it's
called falling in love, because you don't force
yourself to fall, you just fall.




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A heart that loves is always young.



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I'm not so sure if I like what you're doin', but I'm pretty sure I like how I'm feelings.



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There is nothing that makes its way more directly to the soul than beauty.



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The greatest thing you will ever learn Is to love and be loved in return.



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To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed.



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When love is not madness it is not love.



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Some love lasts a lifetime.True love lasts forever.



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Love is a game that two can play and both win.



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When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams.



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Like music on the waters is they sweet voice to me.



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two souls with but a 1 thought, two hearts that beat as one.



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Wen I met you I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you.



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if i has to choose between loving you, and breathing. I would use my last breath to say I LOVE YOU.



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Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice bt falling in love with you I had no control over.



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If you judge people, you have no time to love them.



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They say loving you gives pains and full of sacrifices But I will rather take pains and lots of sacrifices than not to be love by you.



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If rain drops were kisses,I could send you showers. if hugs were seas i send you oceans. and if love was a person i send you me.



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I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know u do the same things to, So we're really not that different, me and you.



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If I know wat love is, it is because of you.



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Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.



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The ones that you love the most are usually the ones that hurt you the most.



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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence



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To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others.



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All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time.



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Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone - but not the complete structure. It is much too pliable, too yielding.



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You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.



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To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.



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In the absence of love, there is nothing worth fighting for.



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Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.



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When love is in excess it brings a man no honor nor worthiness.



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A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love.



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There is no remedy for love but to love more.



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To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead



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Love is, above all else, the gift of oneself.



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Who can give law to lovers? Love is a greater law to itself.



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Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.



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Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.



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Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman, but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.



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Faith makes all things possible. Love makes them easy.



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Love makes life so confusing, but without love would you really want to live?



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A woman knows the face of the man she loves like a sailor knows the open sea.



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Don't hold to anger, hurt or pain. Thy steal your energy and keep you from love.



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There is no differnce b/w a wise man and a fool when thy fall in love.



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There are more people who wish to be loved than there are who are willing to love.



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Facebook Status


Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.



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You have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish can't drown .



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Don't wait for the perfect moment...Take the moment and make it perfect...



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Love is not blind
Infatuation is Blind;
love roots out all truth.




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You are nobody
Till somebody
Kill you




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I almost exclusively update my twitter while pooping.




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My friends are my estate.



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True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until you lost it.



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Friendship is like a violin the music may stop now and then, but the strings will last forever.



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Best Friends listen to what you don't say.



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Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?



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You can never be a leader unless you learn to lose.



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Just wanted to let u know that you are my BFBFF... Best Face book Friend Forever..



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You can't be late until you show up.



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So many stupid people and so few asteroids.



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Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don't know when.



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We have so much in common. you want to travel, I want you to go .



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I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.



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Me and my attitude.....It's enough.



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I'm not a racer....But i can fly.



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You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help enough other people get what they want.



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To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short.



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Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echo is truly endless.



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Insert coin to view my status message.



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I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.



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If somebody offers u a lifetime supply of candy and there is just one piece, don't eat it: It's probably poison.



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Just Trust yourself then you Will know how to Live?



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The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.



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Behind my smile is everything you will never understand.



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Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret.



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Came but for friendship, and took away love.



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You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.



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You can do anything, but not everything.



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Love hurts, love scars, love wounds, and mars.



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You've got to be before you can do and do before you can have.



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