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Attitude towardz exam: tommorow is my exam but
i dont care because a single sheet of paper can't decide my future




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Tips to be Successful in exams,
1-khud aitmadi k sath paper attempt karein
2-koshish kar k baat apny ilfaz mein byan karein
3-ghup marein aisi jo haqeeqat ko touch kar k jaati ho.
In the whole tumharey bus ki baat nahin, so keep on enjoying cheating




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Hey Friends
I'm Switching Off My Cell Due to exams As I Have to Work Hard.
Plz Contact Me After
.
.
15 Mins Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jyga..:




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If in examination hall
during the exam
ypu feel that the paper is tough
dont worry.
Just close your eyes
take a deep breath
and say to yourself
This is a very interesting subject.
I want 2 study it one more time.


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Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi
jee nahi lagta hai kahin
Aay Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??
Nahi beta sabhi examz walon ka yehi haal hai".


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Birth, Death comes once in life..
Love comes once in life..
Marriage comes once in life..

But

Why does these bloody exams comes again & again .... .... .


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Rain of summer, snow of winter
grace of autumn, glory of spring
May beauty of every season give ur heart
A beautiful reason to smile.
May God suceed you in every examz of ur life. Good luck


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Harbhajan startz raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, itz not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.


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Flower dies
Stories end
Songs fade
Memories are forgotten
All things come to end
But this study

Chipak kr he reh gae hai musibat


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to accomplish great things
We must not only act
But also dream
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for ur exam.


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A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
'Head, I go to sleep.'

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I'll study:p


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My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless. So I asked GOD,
is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".


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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born
and stops only when we enter the examination hall.


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The Law Says
If you Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!
Do you Know Which Law It Is?
This Is "Law Of Answering In Examination".


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Maths teacher asked Ali:If u have 12chocolates & u give 5 to SARAH,3 to Aysha & 4 to Farah what will you get?
Ali replied:3 NEW GIRL FRIENDZ


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600 Pages ki book ko kitne din main padha ja skta hai..

WRITER-6 months
DOCTOR-2months
LAWYER-1month
STUDENT- pehle ye batao exam kab ha.


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The probability of a topic
cmng in exam increases exponentially,
if 1 decides 2 leave da topic completely..


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To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams".
because it teaches how to manage "Time" & tackle "Emergencies".


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A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!


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It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
SAY NO to EXAMS


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Burraaah

Sara syllabus parh liya ha
Bas books or notes parhanay reh gaye hain


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har taraf parhai ka saya hy
peparon may number kisnay paya hy
hum to yun he aye thay paper denay
sab kehtay hy sala pura parh kar aya hy


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Exams ke char din pehlay syllabus dekha to yad aya
Kuch To Hua Hay Kuch Ho Gya Hay
Exams k din paper dekh kar samajh aya
Sab Kuch Alag Hay Sab Kuch Naya Hay


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Exams are like Girl friendz
too many questions
Difficult to understand
More explanation is needed
Result is always fail!


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There are 6 components of wellness:
proper weight & diet, proper exercise
breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol
stress management & periodic exams.


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Ya hu!
Exams ke saari tiyari ho gai
raser
Pen
scale
pencil
sab taiyar hai

AB BUS.......

parhna baki hai


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Parh parh ker kyaa kernaa hei
Aakhir ek din tou merna hei
marnay key baad bee ager dubaara janam howa tou
shuroo to nursery sey hi karna hai


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Congradulationz!
Gud newz 4 Lahore University students
Exams have been postponed up to Dec
to confirm go to site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.org


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Baap: Etnay kum marks..??
3 thappar lagnay chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han abu!
maine to usss kaminy sir
ka ghar bhi daykh liyaa hai!!



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